On Monday, one of my students threw up on the table while sitting in her seat. She just sat there in it. When I told her to go to the nurse, she gets up & there is vomit dripping from her forearms. YUCK!
Then another day one of the kids farted as loud as a grown ass MAN. I tried to ignore it but of course the other kids made a BIG deal about it. Then the little joker kept farting. YUCK!
So during writing, one of my kids wrote: "jfgeesc has". He came up to me extremely exited.
Student: Mrs. Reid I can read my sentence!
Mrs. Reid: Okay, sweetie read it to me.
Student: "I can blow your house".
Mrs. Reid: Wow! That is awesome. You are doing such a great job working today.
I wasn't lying. It's hard for this student to do anything. That was great for him.
Last thing: I was listening to the kids talk. So there is a really smart kid who has a slight speech impediment.
So he said: "Hey Minny"!
She said: "My name is MILLY"! (with an attitude). Now I chuckled at that one. She wasn't having it.
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